i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
when ur parents go out food shopping
acting cool but checking out the booty like
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
"your crush is coming!"
"what do I do?"
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time