resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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allteensrelate:

when you say a good comeback without stuttering

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thefilmfatale:

How to Pimp Out Your Mother: a Guide by Charlie Conway

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

skailight:

If by “goodbye,”
you mean
come back to the beauty that we had before this escaping, this falling,
then I say hello.

If by “forgive me,”
you mean
let’s sweep up all the pieces that I left broken at your feet,
then I forgive you.

If by “I’m sorry,”
you mean
take this tooth and nail, and with…

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

melaniesdollhouse:

Melanie Martinez: Carousel Official Music Video

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all